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Hi DailyComix Readers,

This may be my last issue for a little while seeing that I start back school soon. During the school year I may get to do the Friday issues, but if you feel that you must read my articles, they'll be available at http://www.kykernel.com .

Enjoy today's issue,

Jonathan Ray

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Top Ten Questionable Items in the Patient's Bill of Rights

10. Nitrous oxide will now be available as a prescription anesthetic.

9. Hospital gowns will be equipped with an optional rear cover.

8. The guard posts at psychiatric wards will be disbanded in order to make escapes even easier than stealing a doctor's car and overcoat.

7. The use of straightjackets and sedatives will be replaced with the honor system.

6. Some new procedures will be covered by insurance companies, including liposuctions and tattoos (construction and removal).

5. The mixture of alcohol and medication will no longer be frowned upon, because it really is the only way to enjoy your recovery.

4. Doctors have to stop asking their patients if they want the video cassette from their anoscopy.

3. Nyquil and Dayquil will combine their super powers to make "Workquil", which will allow people to be technically awake, but extremely relaxed while working.

2. Not only will an apple a day do the job, but it also appears that Cheetos and Big Red soda will keep the doctor away as well.

1. "Rule 1: Patients are always right.
      Rule 2: Please refer to Rule 1."

Jonathan Ray

Award-winning cartoonist Jerry King is one of the most published, prolific and versatile cartoonists in the world today. Jerry's cartoons are available for Web sites, magazines, presentations, newsletters or as gifts. Contact him if you would like to discuss buying his work and prices. No company is too small: cartoon@neo.rr.com


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