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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...

Britney Spears has recently been added to the long list of spokes-people for Pepsi. Here's some of the new slogans they've been coming up with:

  • "Pepsi, The Choice of a Pop Generation."


  • "Disney isn't the only one to blatantly exploit young sex-symbols."


  • "Oops. You bought it again."


  • "This one's a little more fun to look at than the little girl."


  • "If we only we could bottle this up..."


  • "Pepsi -- The Choice Of Generation Double-D."


  • "We think this beats the pants off a polar bear."


  • "You may not like our product but you like to look at it."


  • "Pepsi: The official cola of bad music."


  • "She may have a nicer can, but ours has more colors."


  • "The carbonation will last longer than her music career."


  • "Pepsi: Drank by Britney even WHILE she "sings" on stage."


  • "We could have gotten Metallica, but they wanted all the rights to our name."


  • "We could have gotten Robert Downey Jr. to sponsor us but he wanted to do Coke."

By Tim Mars

Today's cartoon was provided by Jerry King. Jerry is one of the most published cartoonists in the United States. His work has appeared in thousands of greeting cards, newspapers, magazines and children's books. Jerry is the author of seven cartoon books. His work has been recognized by both President Clinton and former President Bush.    www.jerryking.com/


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