President George Bush, in an address to Congress last Tuesday, unveiled his budget plan which includes a sizable tax cut, a repeal of the estate tax, and a plan to pay down the national debt by two trillion dollars within a decade. While the rest of the media was caught up in covering the planned tax cut, DailyComix was sifting through the plan, and we discovered some interesting pork in the proposal...

• $400,000 dollars will go to Saddam Hussein for 'making Bush look cool'.



• Two million dollars would be set aside for a study to determine whether 'misunderestimated' is a word.



• 1.2 billion dollars will go to the defense department's new 'take a tank to work' program.



• $2.8 million goes to Texas for its yearly state-wide 'trailer wash'.



• $556,000 would be set aside for Congress' annual 'Party Til You Puke', sponsored by Ted Kennedy.



• The United States would have to get a second job washing dishes until the debt was paid down, and it has learned its lesson.



• A repeal of the estate taxes on all property residing in Kennebunkport, Maine.



• $29.95 for a Big Mouth Billy Bass to hang in the Oval Office.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
   - George W. Bush (actual quote)