On Tuesday, President Bush told Congress that he would not fulfill his campaign promise to regulate emissions of carbon dioxide by power plants. The decision reversed one of the few explicit environmental stances the administration had taken. However, this is just one of many controversial steps the administration is taking. We at DailyComix have found these other proposals...

• Will discourage eating of turkey for holiday meals in favor of leaner, tastier bald eagle.



• Will declare Love Canal a National Park.



• Will appoint Joseph Hazelwood, captain of the Exxon Valdez, as the caretaker for the nation's nuclear arsenal.



• Will address the nation's concrete shortage by paving Kansas.



• Will implement national recycling program to convert old asbestos into desks for America's schools.



• Will use portion of budget surplus to help alleviate rising panda meat prices.



• Will move to prevent forest fires in western US by removing forests.



• Will declare lead paint to be a vegetable.