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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
On Tuesday, the United States banned imports of meat and meat
products from the European Union because of an outbreak of
hoof-and-mouth disease. Canada was quick to follow suit, as were
Australia, New Zealand, South Korea, Latvia, Estonia, Norway,
Japan, and a host of others. So with all that meat backing up at
the docks, we thought we'd give the Europeans a list of
suggestions for things to do with it...
- Get into the Guinness Book of World Records by making the world's
biggest meatball.
- Feed the meat to other livestock, causing an outbreak of mad
cow disease to distract world from hoof-and-mouth disease.
- Make a huge meat statue of David Hasselhoff.
- Declare April 1 Take Your Meat to Work Day
- Drop 'meat bombs' on any European countries who refuse to join
the EU.
- Prank neighbors by lighting bag of meat on porch, ringing
doorbell, and running away.
- Use meat to smother forest fires. Eat results.
- Ship to Sealand.
- Auction on eBay.
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Today's cartoon was provided by Marc Tyler Nobleman. Marc started
cartooning professionally in 1998. His work has appeared in Barron's,
Harvard Business Review, The Spectator, and others. To see more of
Marc's work visit: http://www.mtncartoons.com/
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