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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
California has been hit with another wave of rolling blackouts this
week, and we at DailyComix thought we would beat a dead horse and
give you more things for Californians without power to do...
- Have some family time making candles. You'll need them.
- Call random people, tell them you're from the power company, and
ask them if their refrigerator is running. If they say yes, tell
them they better go catch it.
- Spend the day driving your SUV to get your recommended daily
allowance of fossil fuel burning.
- Hang out in Beverly Hills. You know those jerks still have power.
- Think of some more award shows. The nation needs some more
award shows.
- Move your living room to the front lawn and hook your tv up to
the battery of your car so you don't miss a precious moment of
Survivor II.
- Use the extra time without power to reflect on the plastic
emptiness of your life. Or just go get drunk.
- Attack Oregon and take all their power. They don't need it.
They're just a bunch of hippies.
- When the power comes back on, use twice as much electricity to
make up for the down time.
- I hear Alaska is nice this time of year.
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Today's cartoon was provided by Marc Tyler Nobleman. Marc started
cartooning professionally in 1998. His work has appeared in Barron's,
Harvard Business Review, The Spectator, and others. To see more of
Marc's work visit: mtncartoons.com
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