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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
When the Cold War ended, the international subterfuge and espionage
that were its hallmarks did not disappear. Within the past year,
an American businessman was convicted of spying in Russia, an
American FBI agent was charged with spying for Russia, and an
American scientist working at the Los Alamos nuclear facillity was
brought to trial on trumped up charges of giving nuclear secrets to
the Chinese. On top of all this, it was revealed that the United
States had built a secret tunnel under the Russian embassy in
Washington, D.C. in order to eavesdrop, and now are expelling
51 Russian diplomats from that same embassy and other consulates
around the country for alleged acts of espionage. Huh? It's enough
to make your head spin. Fortunately, DailyComix has gotten the scoop
on some other incidences of spying which the national media have left
uninvestigated...
- Several agents of the Fox Network were able to infiltrate NASA
headquarters and steal documents proving that Bruce Willis never
actually died in a mission to destroy an asteroid hurtling toward
the Earth.
- A housewife in Louisville, Kentucky was found pilfering through
her neighbor's pantry in an attempt to prove that her lauded
homemade cheesecake was in all actuality made from a mix!
- An American laundromat owner was recently arrested in a Hong Kong
airport trying to leave the country with a box of the "Ancient
Chinese Secret".
- Russian scientists were recently found to have in their possession
a list of the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices, which they were using
to deep-fry their own golden, tasty chicken.
- A mall worker in Peoria, Illinois was recently charged with taking
thousands of payments ranging from $5 to over $200 in exchange for
Victoria's Secret.
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