Nobody can be 100% happy with every aspect of their signifigant other, and for some, sex can be an area of extreme dissagreement. The next two issues of the DailyComix are devoted to communicating in relationships....Today the topic is "How to tell your boyfriend you don't want to have sex." In the next issue we will discuss what to say to your girlfriend when she tells you she doesn't want to have sex. Enjoy...

1. "Yeah honey, that's a great idea...I was just fantasizing about my ex-boyfriend the other day."
   
   
2. "OK. Let me move the TV into the room...can we wait until 'Friends' comes on. (After all, I need something to do too.)"
   
   
3. "Here's $350, I think Bambi is working the corner."
   
   
4. "Ahh alright, but only if you put on my split-crotch panties and go stand outside for ten minutes."
   
   
5. "You have a little clean-up to do Romeo, Here's the nose hair- clippers. 15 minutes in the shower....and for God's Sake -floss."
   
   
6. "Wait, there's a commercial break coming up. That should be enough time right? It usually is."
   
   
7. "OK, but I want to do it on a towel, and I want Saran Wrap between us...and a shower right afterward. Have you seen my rubber gloves?"
   
   
8. "Sure, give me about three hours and seven more shots of tequila and I'm all yours."
   
   
9. "Oh no Mister....You've got to buy this cow before getting some milk."
   
   

by Tim Mars and Betsy Boyd

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