Last time we told the women readers what to say when they didn't want to have sex. Now it's time to tell the men how to respond to the women when they say such horrible things.

1. "What if I put the paper bag on my head again?"



2. "Don't be bashful, I like watching your flab ripple."



3. "Oh, that's fine honey. Say, what are your friends doing tonight?"



4. "I'll smear chocolate on myself!"



5. "What if we get the Victoria's Secret catalog? I'll look at it, and you can pick out anything you want."



6. "Please...I'll take you to your favorite place to eat, I know how much you like to do that. I've worked it out with the manager....you can eat as much as you want."



7. "You won't do it even if we listen to your Yanni CD?"



8. "C"mon, it's the third Tuesday of the month--you promised!"



9. "I swear I'll do that fore-play thing you're always bitching about. What exactly is that again?"

By Tim Mars and Betsy Boyd

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