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Your Daily Prescription for
Laughs...
Here are some important questions to ask an alien before having sex:
- Are you carrying any diseases which might be communicable to
humans?
- Have you had sex with any high-risk partners in the past six
months?
- Which one is your mouth?
- Does the space ship have a back seat?
- Do you have any pets?
- What noises mean "enjoyment"?
- Do those big eyes magnify things in size?
- You are...the opposite sex of me...right?
We at the DailyComix Team would like to thank all our readers for
reading today's humor. We hope you have enjoyed this issue.
Sincerely,
Tim Mars, Editor
Tim@DailyComix.com
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Today's cartoon was provided by Chris Kemp. Chris's cartoons have appeared in such publications as National Review, Reader's Digest and have been used by corporate clients like IBM and Air Canada. Chris also produces BORDERLINE a weekly editorial comic strip for the Toronto Sun newspaper.
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