The minister, all fired up because of recent obvious problems of
infidelity, shouted out, "I want everyone who has been
he-ing and she-ing to stand up!"
Half of his congregation stood up.
He then shouted out, "I want everyone who has been he-ing
and he-ing to stand up!"
A couple of men stood up.
He then shouted out, "I want everyone who has been she-ing
and she-ing to stand up!"
Several women stood up.
The minister looked over his congregation and noticed that
everyone was standing except Little Johnnie. The minister
shouted out, "Brothers and Sisters, look at Little Johnny, can
he be the only one without sin?
"Little Johnny, stand up. I guess you are the only one here
who isn't preoccupied with sex and committing sins. What do
you have to say!"
Little Johnny replied, "Reverend, you ain't said nothing about
me-ing and me-ing!"
(These jokes were sent to me by the infamous 'Miss Piggy', and to
the best of my knowledge, they're public domain. Thanks. By the
way...today is my birthday.)
We at the DailyComix Team would like to thank all our readers for
reading today's humor. We hope you have enjoyed this issue.
Sincerely,
Tim Mars, Editor
Tim@DailyComix.com
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