An ant was walking through the jungle one day when he stumbled
across an elephant who seemed to be in a great deal of pain. He
approached the elephant and asked him what was wrong.
"I've got a terrible splinter in my foot and I can't walk until I
get it out," said the elephant. "Would you help me and remove it
so I can walk again?"
The ant thought for a second. "Well, I'll help you. But to be
honest, it's been a little while since I've, you know, gotten some
action, so let's make a deal. I'll pull out the splinter if you let
me, go to town for a little while."
The elephant thought about it and agreed, seeing that she was in
so much pain. So the ant quickly removed the splinter and then
proceeded to "get friendly" with the elephant.
While this was going on, a monkey in a tree noticed and began to
laugh at the absurdity he was seeing. In a fit of hysterical
chuckling, he threw a coconut at the elephant.
"Ow," said the elephant.
"Yeah," responded the ant. "I know. I'm pretty well-hung for an
ant."
(I heard this joke from a buddy of mine, and as far as I know it's
public domain.)
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