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Your Daily Prescription for
Laughs...
BUMP OR STICK
- Disney gave us Mickey, Florida gave us Dumbo.
- Gore trusts the people, unless it involves counting.
- George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had.
- The last time someone listened to a Bush, people wandered around
the desert for 40 years.
- Campaign Spending: $184,000,000.
Having your little brother rig the election for you: Priceless.
- Gore: If you had only cheated on your wife....
- Nader: Don't waste your vote, get wasted and go vote.
- To you I'm a drunk driver. To everyone else, I'm presidential
material.
(These jokes were sent to me by the infamous "Miss Piggy," and to
the best of my knowledge, they're public domain. Thanks.)
Edited by Tim Mars
(for information on Tim Mars or this website, send email here.)
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Today's cartoon was provided by Marc Tyler Nobleman. Marc started
cartooning professionally in 1998. His work has appeared in Barron's,
Harvard Business Review, The Spectator, and others. To see more of
more Marc's work visit: http://www.mtncartoons.com/
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