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Your Daily Prescription for
Laughs...
HEADING FOR ARKANSAS
Ex-President Clinton has been said to be moving a record 835 tons
of cargo as he makes his trip back to Arkansas. Here's a few things
that are making the load so heavy:
- "His six tons of cigars...for giggles."
- "He decided to take all the cheerleaders from the Hoyas
back home."
- "Some of the tons are actually kilos, if you know what I mean."
- "All the receipts from the ocean-front properties in Arizona."
- "More KrispyCremes than you can shake a stick at."
- "The strange-smelling bushels of plants grown in the White House
arboretum."
- "15 boxes of Florida ballots."
- "His seventeen jogging outfits that he never used."
- "A tied-up, gagged Governor Jeb Bush."
- "Three of the White House gardeners. For Hilary."
By Tim Mars
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Today's cartoon was provided by Chris Kemp. Chris's cartoons have appeared in such publications as National Review, Reader's Digest and have been used by corporate clients like IBM and Air Canada. Chris also produces BORDERLINE a weekly editorial comic strip for the Toronto Sun newspaper.
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