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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
I Want a Toy Mommy
The Consumer Product Safety Commision has been banning products more
than usual recently due to a rise in goods deemed to be potentially
harmful to children. Here are some of the products that just didn't
make the cut.
- "Fire Ant Farm"
- "The Prozac Pez Dispenser"
- "The Be Gay to Get Attention Kit"
- "The Kiddy Penis Pump"
- "How to Take Grandma's Insulin"
- "Guide to Mommy's Purse"
- "Chutes, Ladders and Tacks"
- "Things that Fit Into Electric Outlets"
- "The Four Fingered Wood Shop Kit"
- "Barbituates Blow Pop"
- "Joey the Crossdressing Doll"
- "Those Funny Mushrooms in Rascal's Poo-Poo"
- "Easy-Make Porno"
- "The book: Sell Daddy on eBay"
By Tim Mars
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email here.)
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Today's cartoon was provided by Marc Tyler Nobleman. Marc started
cartooning professionally in 1998. His work has appeared in Barron's,
Harvard Business Review, The Spectator, and others. To see more of
Marc's work visit: http://www.mtncartoons.com/
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