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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
Toilet-Mouth Tim
As writer for the DailyComix, I've noticed that I've offended, from
time to time, a handful of the readers. So to show you that it is
all in good sport, I've decided to compile a list of insults about
myself. Thanks for reading.
- "Tim is about as sharp as a a pair of safety scissors for infants."
- "You must be from Kentucky with those jokes. Oh wait, you are."
- "I'm sure he was a riot...in seventh grade."
- "Tim 'cheap-gag-for-a-laugh' Mars"
- "Someone tell Tim it is not funny to throw his poop at people like monkeys do"
- "Tim drinks more than a camel that's been in the desert for a month."
- "Some of us can be funny without being a 'toilet mouth'."
- "WOW! You're as funny as a trip to the dentist."
- "I'd rather chew on particle board then read this."
- "You'd be funny, if I was autistic."
By Tim Mars
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email here.)
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Today's cartoon was provided by Jerry King. Jerry is one of the most
published cartoonists in the United States. His work has appeared in
thousands of greeting cards, newspapers, magazines and children's
books. Jerry is the author of seven cartoon books. His work has been
recognized by both President Clinton and former President Bush.
www.jerryking.com/
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