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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
CHEW ON THIS
Here's a list of slogans that got scrapped, for obvious reasons,
by some major companies.
- Ford Motor Co.: At least it's not a Yugo.
- Time-Warner/AOL: Good luck finding objective journalism.
- Microsoft: Our name may fit our anatomy, but not our business strategy.
- Amazon.com: Losing money at the speed of eBusiness
- Preparation H: The Mature Cologne
- Marlboro: Cancer never looked cooler.
- Busch: Wouldn't you like to get some?
- Depends: For when you're holding more than just your respirator.
- Coke: Don't buy it! Psych! At this point we can just experiment.
- Pets.com: Anyone hiring?
- Yugo: At least it's not a Ford.
By Tim Mars
(for information on Tim Mars or this website, send
email here.)
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Today's cartoon was provided by Marc Tyler Nobleman. Marc started
cartooning professionally in 1998. His work has appeared in Barron's,
Harvard Business Review, The Spectator, and others. To see more of
Marc's work visit: http://www.mtncartoons.com/
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