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Your Daily Prescription for
Laughs...
Texas Children
Love Texas, But Can't Spell It
Reasons why kids in Texas are happy to see Bush as
President:
- "Hopefully, in four years, they won't be so
ostracized for being illiterate."
- "Texas children realize that their education is
not nearly as important as protecting oil money."
- "The children like having bake sales so they can
replace heaters in their schools. It builds
character."
- "Texas children are fully aware that the other
children, who are not interested in praying with them, need
to be beaten in the streets."
- "Bush resembles a monkey. Kids always like
monkeys."
- "The much younger kids see Bush as the fifth
Tele-Tubby."
- "Many kids confuse "Trickle Down" with "Heads
down, thumbs up.""
- "The ocean breeze thins the air in Texas,
creating a lack of oxygen to the brain, increasing the
appeal that Bush has."
- "Kids think his last name is funny. (In fact, so
do I, but I laughed during sex-ed.)"
- "Kids always like things that are bad for them,
that's why most smokers start when they're
teens."
By Tim Mars
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information on Tim Mars or this website, send email
here.)
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Today's cartoon was provided by Jerry King. Jerry
is one of the most published cartoonists in the United
States. His work has appeared in thousands of greeting
cards, newspapers, magazines and children's books. Jerry
is the author of seven cartoon books. His work has been
recognized by both President Clinton and former
President Bush.
www.jerryking.com/
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