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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
Black-in
Advice for Californians during black-outs:
- Get you and some of your buddies together and do something outside. Perhaps meet somewhere, and drive alone. You never want to carpool. Not chic.
- Use the darkness as a good excuse to buy some new shoes.
- Turn on every light and appliance in your house, so when the power comes back on, you'll be sure to know.
- Blame the black-out on the immigrants and aimlessly roam around town yelling ignorantly at Mexicans.
- Have your servant go out and turn on the generator so the caviar doesn't go bad.
- Take a nice walk around town and breathe in some fresh fumes.
- Scrounge around the attic for that 'analog' porn.
- Loot.
- Riot.
- Panic.
By Tim Mars
(for information on Tim Mars or this website, send
email here.)
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Today's cartoon was provided by Shannon Burns. Shannon's work has
appeared in the Saturday Evening Post, Highlights for Children,
Medical Economics, and many others. To see more of his cartoons and
illustration, visit his website. www.shannonburns.com
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