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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
And the Winner is....
After watching parts of the excruciatingly painful Golden Globe
Awards, I decided to make a list of general awards that got left out.
- Best Imitation, Second-Rate Award: Golden Globe
- Best Actor for Typical Roles: Tom Hanks
- Best Attempt at Acting Like a Star: Melissa Rivers
- Best Rationalization for Watching the Entire Golden Globe Awards: "We made a drinking game out of it."
- Best Win that Money Can Buy: Sarah Jessica Parker for Sex in the City
- Best Way to Create Credibility for a Lame Award Show: Nominate Bjork.
- Best Way to Make a Cappuccino: Use steam to froth the milk and make it foamy.
- Best "New" Excuse for Rioting in Los Angeles: Gladiator was the "best" picture?
- Best Gratuitous Show of Ass: Jennifer Lopez
- Best Thing to Say When Accepting an Award: "I'd like to thank my competition for SUCKING and making it far too easy for me to win this."
By Tim Mars
(for information on Tim Mars or this website, send
email here.)
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Today's cartoon was provided by Marc Tyler Nobleman. Marc started
cartooning professionally in 1998. His work has appeared in Barron's,
Harvard Business Review, The Spectator, and others. To see more of
Marc's work visit: http://www.mtncartoons.com/
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