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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
Don't Drop the Soap
Former NFL player Rae Carruth was sentenced Monday to at least 18
years and 11 months in prison for his role in the 1999 shooting
death of his pregnant girlfriend. Here's some possible things Rae
might be doing for the next two decades.
- Being sure not to "fumble" the soap when showering.
- Writing essays on staying single.
- Switching his "Sport of Choice" to poker.
- Trying to convince the justice department to put cute little footballs on licence plates.
- Learning Haiku.
- Regretting not calling OJ's lawyers.
- Trying to stay fit for the 2019 Super Bowl.
- Picking up a heavy narcotics addiction.
- Using his autograph to get extra peas in the chow-line.;
- Planning on whipping my ass. In twenty years.
By Tim Mars
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Today's cartoon was provided by Jerry King. Jerry is one of the most
published cartoonists in the United States. His work has appeared in
thousands of greeting cards, newspapers, magazines and children's
books. Jerry is the author of seven cartoon books. His work has been
recognized by both President Clinton and former President Bush.
www.jerryking.com/
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