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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
New Slang for 2001
- I'm pulling a Bush. (This is when something doesn't go the way you
planned, so you get your family members to pull some strings for
you.)
- I'm pulling a Clinton. (This is when you almost get busted doing
something, but you luck out and make everyone else look stupid.)
- Speak up, I'm Tysoned. (This is when you're having trouble
hearing.)
- I'm one of the Texas Seven. (This is when you get out of doing
something and then find yourself right back there again.)
- I'm feeling California. (This is when you're so drunk you can't
see.)
- I'm taking a Pitino. (This is when you do a crappy job and
just give up.)
- I'm on Survivor. (It's when everyone likes you for a month and
then forget all about you.)
- I got a Golden Globe. (That's when you get something that
doesn't really mean much to you, for something you didn't do
all that well.)
- I married Madonna. (It's when you have to give up something
personal in order to get something that has been used by everyone
else.)
- I did a Jennifer Lopez. (That's when you make a big ass out of
yourself.)
- I got EBay'd. (when you pay twice as much as something is worth
and feel like you got a deal.)
- I got colleged. (It's when you pay a lot for something you really
didn't need anyways.)
- Anna Kournacoving the job. (When you always fail but look really
good doing it.)
- I'm Super Bowling. (That's when you make a big deal about nothing.)
By Tim Mars
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Today's cartoon was provided by Marc Tyler Nobleman. Marc started
cartooning professionally in 1998. His work has appeared in Barron's,
Harvard Business Review, The Spectator, and others. To see more of
Marc's work visit: http://www.mtncartoons.com/
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