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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
JOKES FOR JADED DOCTORS
It's four in the morning. You've been cutting people up all night.
You're tired but wired off some coffee. Let's face it, you need a
laugh. So here's some things, for all of you doctors out there, to
say to some of you colleages that will either evoke some laughter,
or strange looks.
(Send this page to a doctor friend you might have...)
- I could go for three pancreas, stacked high, with some maple
syrup and melted butter.
- If I keep working these kind of hours, my pineal gland is going
to look like that crunchy crap you get with Long John's food.
- You're stinky! In fact, you're beyond stinky....you're
gastroesophageal.
- I got some Taco Bell, and whew! I think if my stomach doesn't
stop talking to me, you might have to throw ME on one of these
tables and give me a colostomy.
- How may I provide you better cervix, ah,... I mean service?
- My coccyx, your thyroid. About 7 o'clock?
- We took a little vacation in the Islets of Langerhans last
weekend. It was nice. We rented a boat. Almost picked up
some Cubans, but we changed our minds.
- It's almost quitting time for me. And when it is, I'm gonna
ooze out of that door like it was a cowper's gland.
- The cafeteria food downstairs tastes like smegma.
- That guy is so crooked we should call him Peyronie.
By Tim Mars
(for information on Tim Mars or this website, send
email here.)
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Today's cartoon was provided by Shannon Burns. Shannon's work has
appeared in the Saturday Evening Post, Highlights for Children,
Medical Economics, and many others. To see more of his cartoons and
illustration, visit his website. www.shannonburns.com
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