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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
If you're still in school at all, even graduate school, here's a
couple of funny things to say to your professor to get a chuckle.
- "At least show me a picture of Uranus (pronounce it 'Your
anus'). I don't need to get behing the telescope or nothing."
(This joke is most effective in an English class.)
- "Can you talk softer, I'm trying to sleep."
- "If we all do REAL GOOD on the final, would it be out of the
question to ask if we could play 'Spin the Bottle'?"
- "You know, I wanted to take this class to become a better student,
and further myself as an intellectual. I'm gonna drop it, is
that cool?"
- "Would you pass me if I had big breasts, or I could shoot a
basketball? 'Cuz we can do something about that."
- "Can I go potty?"
By Tim Mars
Sex, sex and more sex...
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Today's cartoon was provided by Shannon Burns. Shannon's work has
appeared in the Saturday Evening Post, Highlights for Children,
Medical Economics, and many others. To see more of his cartoons and
illustration, visit his website. www.shannonburns.com
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