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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
It's your big night away from your significant other, and it's time
to go out with your pals and tilt back a couple of coldies. Here's
some funny things to say as you walk into the door.
- "You know, I think I might meet my next 'ex' tonight..."
- "I came here to tell some good puns, and drink some cheap beer,
and I'm all out of puns."
- "It's time to clock in to the real job."
- "I'm gonna let you guys see a different side of me tonight, as
soon I can figure out how to undo the buckle on my pants."
- "I want you guys to know that I love you. And yes, I am just
saying that."
- "This place is just like my wife last night, cramped and full of
booze."
- "Let's not talk for the first thirty minutes or so guys, we got
some drinking to do."
By Tim Mars
Sex, sex and more sex...
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Today's cartoon was provided by Marc Tyler Nobleman. Marc started
cartooning professionally in 1998. His work has appeared in Barron's,
Harvard Business Review, The Spectator, and others. To see more of
Marc's work visit: http://www.mtncartoons.com/
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