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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
It's no secret that many unsuccessful dot-coms are going under
or laying off incredible amounts of people. Here's a few tips
to some of the other dot-coms to avoid bankrupcy.
- Replace empty seats from lay-offs with blow-up dolls, to
keep morale high.
- Put the words "free nude" in front of product names.
- Change the "break room" to the "bar room".
- For morale purposes, send staff emails claiming you are Christ.
- Have theme days at work like "Big, bad virus day."
- Try to make your site unique by claiming to be "the best spam
on the Net".
- Change the term dot-com to "dot-c'mon".
- Instead of embarrassing lay-offs, convince unneeded employees to
drink the purple Kool-Aid you made.
- Bite the bullet and start selling porn.
By Tim Mars
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Today's cartoon was provided by Shannon Burns. Shannon's work has
appeared in the Saturday Evening Post, Highlights for Children,
Medical Economics, and many others. To see more of his cartoons and
illustration, visit his website. www.shannonburns.com
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