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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
Eminem and Elton John just finished performing together at the
Grammy Awards. Despite the vast differences that these two
performers have, they were able to strike a compromise. Here's a
few reasons why.
- Eminem agreed to let his sag actually go all the way to his
ankles.
- Elton John said to interviewers, "Eminem's lyrics aren't
THAT bad...and he's really cute."
- Eminem misunderstood Elton's desire to cover "Macho Man".
- Elton wanted to get closer to Dr. Dre claiming, "I'll bet
a 9 isn't the only heat he's holding."
- They both agreed not to mention their little weekend in Rio.
- Elton agreed to let Eminem hang out with him and Michael
Jackson.
- Eminem needed some new material to "diss" in his next song.
- Dr. Dre told them to.
- Eminem agreed to edit his homophobic lyrics and replace
them with more misogynist references.
- Money.
By Tim Mars
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Today's cartoon was provided by Shannon Burns. Shannon's work has
appeared in the Saturday Evening Post, Highlights for Children,
Medical Economics, and many others. To see more of his cartoons and
illustration, visit his website. www.shannonburns.com
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