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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
It's no secret that Puff Daddy was arrested after allegedly
firing off a round in Club New York near Times Square with his
lovely girlfriend Jennifer Lopez. He apparently offered his driver,
Wardel Fenderson, $50,000 in cash to say Fenderson owned the loaded
gun police found.
Here's some things that were probably going through Puff Daddy's
head at that moment.
- "If the cops find out it's me, they'll arrest me on principle for
all the bad CDs."
- "More money, less brains, more problems."
- "Milking another Biggie Smalls remix ain't getting me out of this
one."
- "Here's 50 grand to say you own the gun. Use this to bail me out."
- "...Never realized how lucky OJ really was."
- "Maybe the cops will give me some lenience if I remind them of
that time I lip-synced a song with Sting on MTV!"
- "Hey! At least now when I throw something like this in a rap,
people will believe that I actually did it!"
- "I got it. I'll tell the cops that I'll produce their first
album. They'll buy that."
- "I'll bet there's some really talented rappers in prison..."
By Tim Mars
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Today's cartoon was provided by Marc Tyler Nobleman. Marc started
cartooning professionally in 1998. His work has appeared in Barron's,
Harvard Business Review, The Spectator, and others. To see more of
Marc's work visit: http://www.mtncartoons.com/
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