Apparently Al Gore, being sore about things, bitterly blamed President Clinton's personal problems for his own loss of the presidency. Here's how Clinton responded:

• "I told you to play the sax!"



• "Hey, if I can smoke dope and admit to it. Cheat on my wife and admit to it. And still get elected TWICE...you really have no excuses."



• "Hell, my wife will probably win in four years. And she's a GIRL!"



• "First Florida. Now me. What next? It was Tipper's fault?"



• "Well why don't you go create something else there Mr. Smooth. Why don't you create...the telephone."



• "At least I won my home state."



• "My dad could beat up your dad."



• "Blame me all you want. Loser."