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Your Daily
Prescription for Laughs...
IT WASN'T MY FAULT ......
The ingenuity of drivers involved in accidents, in seeking to assert
their innocence, or at least excuse their errors, is apparently
inexhaustible, judging from this genuine selection of excerpts from
insurance claims.
- I consider that neither vehicle was to blame, but if either were to
blame, it was the other one.
- I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault as he had been run
over before.
- One wheel went into the ditch, my feet jumped from the brake to the
accelerator pedal, leaped across to the other side, and jammed into the
trunk of a tree.
- I collided with a stationary tram car coming the other way.
- To avoid a collision, I ran into the other car.
- The car had to turn sharper than was necessary, owing to an invisible
truck.
- After the accident, a working gentleman offered to be witness in my
favour.
- I collided with a stationary tree.
- The other man altered his mind, so I had run over him.
- I told the other idiot what he was, and went on my way.
- I can give no details of the accident, as I was somewhat concussed
at the time.
- A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
Text Humor contributed by Kerry Green of
Toowoomba Mall Online
Note: To the best of our knowledge the humor used in the Daily
Prescription For Laughs portion of DailyComix is in the public domain.
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Today's cartoon was provided by Chris Kemp.
Chris's cartoons have appeared in such publications as National Review, Reader's Digest and have been used by corporate clients like IBM and Air Canada. Chris also produces BORDERLINE a weekly editorial comic strip for the Toronto Sun newspaper.
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