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Your Daily
Prescription for Laughs...
IT WASN'T MY FAULT ......
The ingenuity of drivers involved in accidents, in seeking to assert
their innocence, or at least excuse their errors, is apparently
inexhaustible, judging from this genuine selection of excerpts from
insurance claims.
- I blew my horn, but it would not work as it had been stolen.
- I unfortunately ran over a pedestrian, and the old gentleman was
taken to hospital, much regretting the circumstances.
- I thought the side window was down, but it was up, as I found when I
put my head through it.
- A cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow
was half-witted.
- A bull was standing nearby, and a fly must have tickled him, as he
gored my car.
- She suddenly saw me, lost her head, and we met.
- A truck backed through my windscreen into my wife's face.
- I ran into a shop window, and sustained injuries to my wife.
- I misjudged a lady crossing the street.
- Coming home, I drove into the wrong house, and collided with a tree
I haven't got.
- I left my car unattended for a minute, when by accident or design,
it ran away.
- The other car collided with mine, without giving any warning of its
intentions.
Text Humor contributed by Kerry Green of
Toowoomba Mall Online
Note: To the best of our knowledge the humor used in the Daily
Prescription For Laughs portion of DailyComix is in the public domain.
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Today's cartoon was provided by Chris Kemp.
Chris's cartoons have appeared in such publications as National Review, Reader's Digest and have been used by corporate clients like IBM and Air Canada. Chris also produces BORDERLINE a weekly editorial comic strip for the Toronto Sun newspaper.
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