Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...

• A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note.
  
• A window was something you hated to clean.
  
• And a ram was the cousin of a goat.
  
• Meg was the name of someone's girlfirend.
  
• And a gig was a job for the nights.
  
• Now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes.
  
• An application was for employment.
  
• A program was a TV show.
  
• A cursor used profanity.
  
• A keyboard was piano.
  
• Memory was something that you lost with age.
  
• A CD was a bank account.
  
• And if you had a 3-in floppy, you hoped nobody found out.
  
• Compress was something you did to the garbage, not something you did to a file.
  
• And if you unzipped anything in public, you'd be in jail for awhile.
  
• Log on was adding wood to the fire.
  
• Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
  
• A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
  
• And a backup happened to your commode.
  
• Cut you did with a pocket knife.
  
• Paste you did with glue.
  
• A web was a spider's home.
  
• And a virus was the flu.

  
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Today's cartoon was provided by Chris Kemp. Chris's cartoons have appeared in such publications as National Review, Reader's Digest and have been used by corporate clients like IBM and Air Canada. Chris also produces BORDERLINE a weekly editorial comic strip for the Toronto Sun newspaper.

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