Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...

• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

• Spotted on the back of a t-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: "If you see me running, try to keep up."

• Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"?

• You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

• A closed mouth gathers no feet.

• Did you ever notice that Evian bottled water is Naïve spelled backwards? Think about it...

• The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed!

A Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following effective sign: This Parking Space Belongs To The Wizard. ... Violators Will Be Toad.

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Today's cartoon was provided by Chris Kemp. Chris's cartoons have appeared in such publications as National Review, Reader's Digest and have been used by corporate clients like IBM and Air Canada. Chris also produces BORDERLINE a weekly editorial comic strip for the Toronto Sun newspaper.

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