Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...

• See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.

• Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; 'Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.'

• Constantly fidget with underwear waistband, then blurt: 'The strawberry ones are the stickiest, don't ya' think?'

• After detailing your greatest achievement, qualify with, 'Of course I was totally hammered at the time.'

• Inquire on office policy of friends staying over.

• Claim you wouldn't even need a sit-in' job if Al Einstein hadn't stolen your secret patent for- '2000 Flushes'

• Over-emphasize your ability to use a copier.

• Ask if it's O.K. that you sit on the floor.

• Allow that you would have little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from your other job.

• Although parking is free, insist that they validate something or you're not leaving.

  
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