Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...

• Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making anything else up.

• Ask secretary if she'll sit on your lap during interview.

• Walk into interviewers office with a tape measure, measure office from a few angles, put away, declare; 'NOW we can begin.'

• When making small talk and the Simpson trial comes up, shout, "You mean Homer and Marge are in some kind of trouble?", and run out of the room.

• Sniff two of your fingers hold out toward interviewer, ask; 'smell these, these smell funny to you???'

• Upon walking in to the office for first time ask reception to hold all your calls.

  
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