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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
Who says cops don't have a sense of humor? ......
- "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out
after you wear them awhile."
- "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
- "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I
can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
- "Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think
it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
- "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do
that again or I'll give you another ticket."
- "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
- "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
toaster oven."
- "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
- "In God we trust, all others are suspects."
- "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas,
but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
- "Just how big were those two beers?
Note: To the best of our knowledge the humor used in the Daily
Prescription For Laughs portion of DailyComix is in the public domain.
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Today's cartoon was provided by Jerry
King. Jerry is one of the most published cartoonists in the United
States. His work has appeared in thousands of greeting cards, newspapers,
magazines and children's books. Jerry is the author of seven cartoon books.
His work has been recognized by both President Clinton and former President Bush.
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