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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
Did Your Hear About the Blond Who....
- Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
- Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a
slope.
- Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the
typewriter.
- Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the
box said '2 to 4 years'
- Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
- Couldn't call 911 because there is no 11 on any phone button.
- When asked what the capital of California was; answered 'C'.
- Burnt her nose bobbing for French-fries.
- Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets.
- Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
- Got hurt while raking leaves - fell out of the tree.
- Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said
'good for up to 20 pounds'
- After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that
the other swimmers were using their arms.
- What goes 'vroom-screech-vroom-screech-etc? A blonde at a flashing red
light.
- Two blondes are trying to get into their car using a coat hanger when
one says 'hurry, it's starting to rain and the top is down'.
Text humor borrowed from The Smokers Club
Newsletter. If you're a
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Note: To the best of our knowledge the humor used in the Daily
Prescription For Laughs portion of DailyComix is in the public domain.
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Today's cartoon was provided by Jerry
King. Jerry is one of the most published cartoonists in the United
States. His work has appeared in thousands of greeting cards, newspapers,
magazines and children's books. Jerry is the author of seven cartoon books.
His work has been recognized by both President Clinton and former President Bush.
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