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Things To Do When You're Bored ......

• Photocopy things around the office, such as lamps, potted plants, staplers, etc. If someone asks about it, just say 'You never can be too careful.'
  
  
• Turn your radio up full blast and sing along loudly with the song. Invite others to join you.
  
  
• Pretend to be hypnotized by someone's screen saver.
  
  
• Go into someone's office, grab a book from their shelves, and begin reading it aloud to them. If they interrupt, give them an evil look.
  
  
• Give a secretary a copy of Hamlet and ask her to proofread it.
  
  
• Use a hole punch to punch holes in all your outgoing mail. Explain that the holes 'make it more aerodynamic'.
  
  
• Bring a lawnmower into the office and pretend to mow the carpet.
  
   
• Bring a TV remote control to the office and try to 'change the channel' on people's computers. When it doesn't work, mumble something about 'cheap Japanese crap.'
  
  
• Pull a chair up to your window and pretend to be working at a drive-through.
  
  
• Stand at the washroom door carrying a baseball bat and ask everyone in a low voice if they washed their hands.

  
  Today's "Things To Do When You're Bored" were borrowed from "That Damned Maxim Office Game" found at MaximOnline.com , copyright 2000 MaximNet, Inc.
  
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