Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...

• Gnaw on your mouse, make cat noises, and lick your hands from time to time

• Walk into people's offices, taking a careful look around. Talk into your shirt, saying 'No sign of him yet, Chief.'

• When the phone rings, answer by saying 'KBBL, you're on the air.'

• Proudly show everyone your calculator and hand out cigars. Tell them your computer just had a baby. 

• Paint your face blue and start searching around in people's desk drawers. Ask them if they've seen your pills. 

• Create a document that is entirely black and print hundreds of copies. Use the print-outs as wallpaper for your office. 

• Build a fire pit out of cinder blocks in the staff room. Place a stack of firewood in the corner, along with matches, lighter fluid, hot dogs, and marshmallows. 

• Place a row of liquor bottles on your desk, and a sign on your door which reads 'NO COVER!' Announce loudly that it's happy hour. 

• Get in the elevator and pretend to hold the door open for invisible people.

  
  

  Today's "Things To Do When You're Bored" were borrowed from "That Damned Maxim Office Game" found at MaximOnline.com , copyright 2000 MaximNet, Inc.
  
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