Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...

1. Q. ...and what did he do then?
   A. He came home, and next morning he was dead.
   Q. So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?

2. Q. Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities?
   A. He didn’t offer me nothing; he just said I could have the furniture.

3. Q. So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what did you observe with respect to your scalp?
   A. I didn’t see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital.
   Q. It was covered?
   A. Yes, bandaged.
   Q. Then, later on.. what did you see?
   A. I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top of my head.

4. Q. Could you see him from where you were standing?
   A. I could see his head.
   Q. And where was his head?
   A. Just above his shoulders.

5. Q. What can you tell us about he truthfulness and veracity of this defendant?
   A. Oh, she will tell the truth. She said she’d kill that sonofabitch - and she did!

6. Q. Do you drink when you’re on duty?
   A. I don’t drink when I’m on duty, unless I come on duty drunk.

7. Q. Are you sexually active?
   A. No, I just lie there.

8. Q. Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
   A. Yes, I have been since early childhood.

   
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