Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...

1. He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high.

2. Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!

3. His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame.

4. Textbook is confusing ... someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it.

5. This class was a religious experience for me ... I had to take it all on faith.

6. The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him.

7. Problem sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam material.

8. Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was, where I was, and what I was doing - it's a great stress reliever.

9. Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose - spraying in all directions - no way to stop it.

10. I never bought the text. My $60 was better spent on the Led Zeppelin tapes that I used while doing the problem sets.

    
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