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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...

1. A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, "I bet you $50 the man is going to jump."
   The blonde replies, "Okay you're on."
   Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50. The brunette says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then."
   "No, you have to take it," says the blonde. "I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again."

2. A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie." Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty, except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later, the voice said, "Beautiful shirt." At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey, I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us."
   "It's the peanuts," answered the bartender. "Say what?" replied the man in disbelief. "You heard me," said the barkeep. "It's the peanuts... they're complimentary."

   
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Today's cartoon was provided by Marc Tyler Nobleman. Marc started cartooning professionally in 1998. His work has appeared in Barron's, Harvard Business Review, The Spectator, and others. To see more of more Marc's work visit: mtncartoons.

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