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Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...
MURPHY'S LAWS OF COMBAT:...
  1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.

  2. Incoming fire has the right of way.

  3. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.

  4. There is always a way.

  5. The easy way is always mined.

  6. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

  7. Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.

  8. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: a. When you're ready for them. b. When you're not ready for them.

  9. Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.

  10. If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed at you.


    Text humor borrowed from The Smokers Club Newsletter. If you're a smoker, this site is tobacco heaven.


    Note: To the best of our knowledge the humor used in the Daily Prescription For Laughs portion of DailyComix is in the public domain.

  
  
Today's cartoon was provided by Jerry King. Jerry is one of the most published cartoonists in the United States. His work has appeared in thousands of greeting cards, newspapers, magazines and children's books. Jerry is the author of seven cartoon books. His work has been recognized by both President Clinton and former President Bush.
  
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