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Your Daily
Prescription for Laughs...
New Words We Need......
- Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
recipient, who doesn't get it.
- Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
- Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high.
- Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
obtaining sex.
- Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running
late.
- Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
- Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and
it's like a serious bummer.
- Glibido: All talk and no action.
- Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.
- Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which
lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.
Text humor borrowed from The Smokers Club Newsletter. If you're a smoker, this site is tobacco heaven.
Note: To the best of our knowledge the humor used in the Daily
Prescription For Laughs portion of DailyComix is in the public domain.
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Today's cartoon was provided by Jerry
King. Jerry is one of the most published cartoonists in the United
States. His work has appeared in thousands of greeting cards, newspapers,
magazines and children's books. Jerry is the author of seven cartoon books.
His work has been recognized by both President Clinton and former President Bush.
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