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Your Daily
Prescription for Laughs...
Ten Reasons to Ask Your Boss for a Raise......
- You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter.
- The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance.
- Your only charge cards are for the Salvation Army, ARC, and DAV thrift stores.
- You work full time and you still qualify for food stamps.
- You empty out your piggy bank and then cook the bank and serve it for your Easter ham.
- All you can think about morning, noon and night is clipping grocery coupons.
- You file your income taxes and the IRS returns them stamped, "Charity Case -- Return To Sender."
- You set the world record for mailing $1.00 rebate requests to Young America, Minnesota.
- You pay all your bills, put your remaining $1 bill into your billfold and it goes into shock.
- You get arrested for taking the coins out of the fountain in the mall.
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Today's cartoon was provided by Chris Kemp.
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