Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...

1. I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully.

2. Lord, if I can't be skinny, let all my friends be fat.

3. My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance.

4. Discover Wildlife! Have Kids!

5. "Genuine Antique Person," Been there, done that, can't remember!

6. Our policy is to always blame the computer.

7. Take my advice, I'm not using it!

8. I love to give homemade gifts... umm, which one of the kids would you like?

9. By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the fence!

10. I quit jogging for health reasons. My thighs rubbed together so much it caught my underwear on fire!

    
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