Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...

1. Alabama: Yes, we have electricity

2. Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat

3. Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing

4. California : As Seen on TV

5. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

6. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

7. Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water

8. Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

9. Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

10. Hawaii : Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

    
    Text humor borrowed from The Smokers Club Newsletter. If you're a smoker, this site is tobacco heaven.

    
    Note: To the best of our knowledge the humor used in the Daily Prescription For Laughs portion of DailyComix is in the public domain.

Today's cartoon was provided by Shannon Burns. Shannon's work has appeared in the Saturday Evening Post, Highlights for Children, Medical Economics, and many others. To see more of his cartoons and illustration, visit his website.

NOTE: Click here to submit a cartoon or joke to DailyComix! DailyComix is delivered to more than 27,000 subscribers daily. Thanks!