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1. Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians

2. Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

3. Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State

4. Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

5. Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else (oh yeah!)

6. Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

7. Nevada: Whores and Poker!

8. New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

9. NEW JERSEY: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

10. New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

    
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