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Your Daily
Prescription for Laughs...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember ......
- The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
- I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
- I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
- I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean
carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
- I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
- I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
- I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red
ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
- When in the car, I will not insist on having the window
rolled down when it's raining outside.
- We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear
one on TV.
- The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.
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