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Your Daily
Prescription for Laughs...
Things you would NEVER hear a Redneck say ......
- I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
- Duct tape won't fix that.
- Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
- Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
- We don't keep firearms in this house.
- Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
- You can't feed that to the dog.
- I thought Graceland was tacky.
- No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
- Wrestling's fake.
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Note: To the best of our knowledge the humor used in the Daily
Prescription For Laughs portion of DailyComix is in the public domain.
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Today's cartoon was provided by Jerry
King. Jerry is one of the most published cartoonists in the United
States. His work has appeared in thousands of greeting cards, newspapers,
magazines and children's books. Jerry is the author of seven cartoon books.
His work has been recognized by both President Clinton and former President Bush.
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